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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Advice Column: @SK D4RN3LL

Dear Darnell,

I got my self a problem. Im too much of a player. All da girls want me all da time. Im just so fly it hurts. Im not really complaining but its so bad my mom yells at me all the time. Gurls are always hittin me up on my phone so i aint got time for homework and "studin". my mom has been checkin my grades and stuff and she be sayin, "You aren't going to get in to a university and become a doctor with those grades." But i just want to tell her, "Ma, im not gointo be a doctor, im goin to be a rapper. Im scared she might beat me if i say that. To let all my swag got to waste would be a crime but i dont wanna get a spankin.

signed,
PlAyEr PlAyEr

Dear PlAyer PlAyEr,

G, yo problem is tough. But if you are as much as a player as you sound you gonna need to man up and tell yo mama. She jus wants whats best 4 you but what you need to tell her its you future not her. And you are right, it would be a crime to let swag go to waste. So tell yo mama you iz gonna be a rappa and tell dose girls to come my way. ;] if you know what I mean!

yo brother,

Darnell y'all!


Hey, to those of you readin, don't hesitate to ask. I can help with all problems big or small. Lurr ya all! <3

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